

May 17th / 2,358 notes †Find out what color matches your personality here -http://neurolove.me/post/46160878692/what-color-matches-up-with-your-personality
May 17th / 1,001 notes †“The nature of SNL is that it’s so in-the-moment. I feel like I’m going to wake up in August and turn to my wife and say ‘Was I really on SNL?’ It went by so fast.”
Bill Hader on interview with GQ Magazine for the 2013 Comedy Issue.

May 17th / 8,295 notes †Find out which Chapman’s love language you are here -http://neurolove.me/post/49772974208/which-love-language-do-you-speak
May 17th / 6,366 notes †“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
May 17th / 111,385 notes †this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
May 17th / 45,642 notes †when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

May 17th / 10,527 notes †if i call you friend
- we are friend
if you call me friend
- we are friend
if you want to be my friend
- we are friend
friend
- we are friend
May 17th / 4,548 notes †you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy
May 17th / 50,472 notes †i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius
or
you should be burnt at the stake…so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad?
i swear if we didn’t spent so much time on tumblr we could really change the world forever

May 17th / 131,140 notes †OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD






